Letter Never Sent

I think I broke something from laughing so hard while reading tBoCL…

1. I want to fight a Vegan: “Condition 2. You must be an all-out-level-three-Vegan (for at least three years). This means no honey in your herbal tea, not even on Spring equinox! No leather shoes, and please, don’t be a sell-out by having a sorry ass job at a conventional Café that serves low fat Tuna Club sandwiches.”
2. Pregnantish? Take my extra Clearblue Easy!
3. Goodnight Austin
4. Nervous Wreck Seeks Domineering Bitch for Rebound Melee - 33: “Please be able to completely annihilate any residual faith in humanity, delusions of happiness, and sense of self worth. Depigmentation of my hair is not fully complete at this stage - and I am looking for you to finalize the process. Bonus points for initiating enough stress to drag me down the path of premature baldness, or inducing permanent stress-related gastrointestinal damage.”
5. I ONLY had to take a leak. You didn’t need to scar me emotionally

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