The past few weeks I’ve been busier than a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs. I try to make a lot of lists and at least get through at least 7 items a day. I’m also starting to crunch for E3, which means we’ll be working twelve hour days until the end of May. That’s good because I’ll need all the scratch I can get before I leave to work for myself full-time.
- a one-armed paperhanger with a case of the hives.
- a one-eyed cat watching nine rat holes.
- a one-legged man in a butt kickin’ contest.
- a one-toothed man in a corn-on-the-cob eating contest.
- a mosquito at a nudist colony.
- a one-armed paper hanger.
- a cross-eyed air traffic controller.
- a set of jumper cables at a country funeral.
- a cat with puppies.
- a weatherman in a tornado.
- a desert cobra at a mongoose convention.
- a termite in a saw mill.
- a dog scratching fleas.
- a one-armed-pimp in a bitch-slapping contest
- a one-armed trombone player.
- a rooster in a henhouse.
Busier than a set of jumper cables at a Mexican wedding…
Busier than a French politician at an ass-kissing convention.
Busier than a mosquito at a nudist camp.
Busier than a cat covering shit on a marble floor.
Busier than a blind man at a strip show.
Busier than a hooker on a troop train.
Busier than a moth in a mitten.
Busier than a one-eyed cat watching nine rat holes.
Busier than a one-armed taxi driver with crabs.
Busier than a bricklayer in Beirut.
Busier than a billygoat with two peckers.
Busier than a long tailed cat in a room full of rockers
Busier than a one-armed paperhanger with a case of the hives.
Busier than a priest at a little league game
Busier than a cranberry merchant at Christmas time.
Busier than a one armed guy pitching a tent in a wind storm
Busier than Chuck Norris at a Pirate Convention
Busier than a one-armed chimney sweep
Busier than a blue-arsed fly
Busier than a one armed pick pocket on Melbourne Cup Day
Busier than a one armed lumberjack with a handsaw
Busier than an ant eater at a picnic
(busier than a cat scratching shit ) (busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.)
Busier than a cucumber in a womans prison
Busier then Michael jackson at “Chucky Cheese!”
Busier then a Wolf in a Hen House.
Busier than a goat with 2 peeters
busier than a bee with a bum full of honey
Busier than a married man in a singles bar
Busier than a cucumber in a woman's prison. [:
Busier than a cow's tongue at a salt lick.
Busier than a billygoat with two peckers.
Busier than a whore on “nickel night”
Busier than a one-legged lesbian at a testicle-kicking contest.Â
Busier than a hungry fat man in a hot dog eat-tin contest
Busier than a three-balled tomcat.
Busier than a 3-legged cat coverin up turds on a frozen pond.
Busier than a proctologist in a room full of assholes
busier than a well digger’s daughter during drilling season
Busier than a 1 armed hooker, on free hand job day.
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