Meme: “Busier than a…”

The past few weeks I’ve been busier than a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs. I try to make a lot of lists and at least get through at least 7 items a day. I’m also starting to crunch for E3, which means we’ll be working twelve hour days until the end of May. That’s good because I’ll need all the scratch I can get before I leave to work for myself full-time.

Busier than…

  1. a one-armed paperhanger with a case of the hives.
  2. a one-eyed cat watching nine rat holes.
  3. a one-legged man in a butt kickin’ contest.
  4. a one-toothed man in a corn-on-the-cob eating contest.
  5. a mosquito at a nudist colony.
  6. a one-armed paper hanger.
  7. a cross-eyed air traffic controller.
  8. a set of jumper cables at a country funeral.
  9. a cat with puppies.
  10. a weatherman in a tornado.
  11. a desert cobra at a mongoose convention.
  12. a termite in a saw mill.
  13. a dog scratching fleas.
  14. a one-armed-pimp in a bitch-slapping contest
  15. a one-armed trombone player.
  16. a rooster in a henhouse.

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  • tmtrad
    Busier than a cow's tongue at a salt lick.
  • Orange Soda
    Busier than a cucumber in a woman's prison. [:
  • Deb
    Busier than a one armed lumberjack with a handsaw
    Busier than an ant eater at a picnic
  • Chris Duncan
    Busier than a one-armed chimney sweep
    Busier than a blue-arsed fly
    Busier than a one armed pick pocket on Melbourne Cup Day
  • Bradley Monakhos
    Busier than Chuck Norris at a Pirate Convention
  • russ
    Busier than a one armed guy pitching a tent in a wind storm
  • debra
    Busier than a cranberry merchant at Christmas time.
  • Busier than a priest at a little league game
  • Busier than a set of jumper cables at a Mexican wedding…

    Busier than a French politician at an ass-kissing convention.

    Busier than a mosquito at a nudist camp.

    Busier than a cat covering shit on a marble floor.

    Busier than a blind man at a strip show.

    Busier than a hooker on a troop train.

    Busier than a moth in a mitten.

    Busier than a one-eyed cat watching nine rat holes.

    Busier than a one-armed taxi driver with crabs.

    Busier than a bricklayer in Beirut.

    Busier than a billygoat with two peckers.

    Busier than a long tailed cat in a room full of rockers

    Busier than a one-armed paperhanger with a case of the hives.
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