• Quotations, Society

    Posted on April 26th, 2005

    Written by Chris Sivori

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    The past few weeks I’ve been busier than a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs. I try to make a lot of lists and at least get through at least 7 items a day. I’m also starting to crunch for E3, which means we’ll be working twelve hour days until the end of May. That’s good because I’ll need all the scratch I can get before I leave to work for myself full-time.

    Busier than…

    1. a one-armed paperhanger with a case of the hives.
    2. a one-eyed cat watching nine rat holes.
    3. a one-legged man in a butt kickin’ contest.
    4. a one-toothed man in a corn-on-the-cob eating contest.
    5. a mosquito at a nudist colony.
    6. a one-armed paper hanger.
    7. a cross-eyed air traffic controller.
    8. a set of jumper cables at a country funeral.
    9. a cat with puppies.
    10. a weatherman in a tornado.
    11. a desert cobra at a mongoose convention.
    12. a termite in a saw mill.
    13. a dog scratching fleas.
    14. a one-armed-pimp in a bitch-slapping contest
    15. a one-armed trombone player.
    16. a rooster in a henhouse.

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  • 11 Comments

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    1. Posted on June 27th

      Busier than a set of jumper cables at a Mexican wedding…

      Busier than a French politician at an ass-kissing convention.

      Busier than a mosquito at a nudist camp.

      Busier than a cat covering shit on a marble floor.

      Busier than a blind man at a strip show.

      Busier than a hooker on a troop train.

      Busier than a moth in a mitten.

      Busier than a one-eyed cat watching nine rat holes.

      Busier than a one-armed taxi driver with crabs.

      Busier than a bricklayer in Beirut.

      Busier than a billygoat with two peckers.

      Busier than a long tailed cat in a room full of rockers

      Busier than a one-armed paperhanger with a case of the hives.

    2. Posted on October 19th

      Busier than a priest at a little league game

    3. debra
      Posted on July 10th

      Busier than a cranberry merchant at Christmas time.

    4. russ
      Posted on November 24th

      Busier than a one armed guy pitching a tent in a wind storm

    5. Bradley Monakhos
      Posted on November 27th

      Busier than Chuck Norris at a Pirate Convention

    6. Chris Duncan
      Posted on May 22nd

      Busier than a one-armed chimney sweep
      Busier than a blue-arsed fly
      Busier than a one armed pick pocket on Melbourne Cup Day

    7. Deb
      Posted on June 24th

      Busier than a one armed lumberjack with a handsaw
      Busier than an ant eater at a picnic

    8. jack
      Posted on August 22nd

      (busier than a cat scratching shit ) (busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.)

    9. Tristan
      Posted on September 27th

      Busier than a cucumber in a womans prison

    10. Zig Zag
      Posted on January 29th

      Busier then Michael jackson at “Chucky Cheese!”

    11. Zig Zag
      Posted on January 29th

      Busier then a Wolf in a Hen House.

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