04
May 03

Yeah

  • U.S. Hires Christian Extremists to Produce Arabic News: The U.S. government this week launched its Arabic language satellite TV news station for mostly Muslim Iraq. It is being produced in a studio – Grace Digital Media – controlled by fundamentalist Christians who are rabidly pro-Israel. That’s grace as in “by the grace of God.”
  • Plan Aims to Ban Criticism of Israel at Universities: The third-ranking Republican member of the Senate, “conservative” Rick Santorum (Pa.), plans to introduce so-called “ideological diversity” legislation that would cut federal funding for American colleges and universities found to be permitting professors, students and student organizations to openly criticize Israel, which he considers to be an act of “anti-Semitism.”

    Santorum wants to rewrite the federal funding formula under Title IX of the Higher Education Act to include “ideological diversity” as well as sexual equality in education as a perquisite for federal funding. Ideological diversity seems to be some sort of double think. In other words, if you don’t buy the mainstream orthodoxy you need more ‘ideological diversity’.

  • Software Bullet Is Sought to Kill Musical Piracy: Since the law and the technology itself are new, the liabilities — criminal and civil — are not easily defined. But some tactics are clearly more problematic than others.

    Among the more benign approaches being developed is one program, considered a Trojan horse rather than a virus, that simply redirects users to Web sites where they can legitimately buy the song they tried to download.

    A more malicious program, dubbed “freeze,” locks up a computer system for a certain duration — minutes or possibly even hours — risking the loss of data that was unsaved if the computer is restarted. It also displays a warning about downloading pirated music. Another program under development, called “silence,” scans a computer’s hard drive for pirated music files and attempts to delete them. One of the executives briefed on the silence program said that it did not work properly and was being reworked because it was deleting legitimate music files, too.

    Other approaches that are being tested include launching an attack on personal Internet connections, often called “interdiction,” to prevent a person from using a network while attempting to download pirated music or offer it to others. It’s an arm’s race. Luckily there’s more of us than them.

  • Israel Plans Palestinian Statehood In Jordan: OCCUPIED JERUSALEM, May 3 (IslamOnline.net & News Agencies) – Jordan can be the new homeland of Palestinians in return for allowing it to have lucrative reconstruction contracts in Iraq, revealed an Israeli plan Saturday, May 3.

    Israeli Tourism Minister Benny Elon left last night for the United States, where he will present the U.S. officials with the plan based on naturalizing the Palestinians in Jordan and that a Palestinian state in the spirit of President George Bush’s vision will only feed terrorism and that Jordan is Palestine, Israeli daily Haaretz said.


  • 04
    May 03

    The Lost Weekend

    This weekend (my weekend is Thurs-Fri) I spent moving the rest of my crap into my new place. Alaric came over and lent a hand for a while since he has a truck. We had a pretty good time laughing about things and he relished freaking me out by driving like a completely insane lunatic with ambient techno blaring on his stereo.

    Later on at night I got to see a friend from high school I hadn’t seen in almost 8 years. God, I can’t believe it’s been that long already. He’s moving back to Austin from Houston to get his PhD in Bioengineering. We drove down to the Horseshoe Lounger and tossed back a few cold ones while trying to catch up on all that time. He looked pretty much the same except for the signs of wear around the eyes. I also noticed a few grey hairs which I was quick to point out. He said I looked the same except my face was not as skinny as it had been back then. I guess that’s good. I had a nice time talking, but the awareness of all that time passed made me feel a little down. I’m not really sure why. I guess I always expected to have everything figured out by now. That was the plan anyway.

    Maybe because of the previous night’s experience I felt a little wistful and cranky the next day. I had very little patience at work and really felt like I needed some relaxation and peace. Luckily, since I excel at forward time travel I was able to put the work day behind me very quickly. It’s just a matter of skipping from moment to moment without thinking of all the moments between you and the culmination of the work day. Because of these sorts of experiences and feeling tired of what I’m doing I’ve been thinking about going back to school for my master’s. The prospect of onerous student loan debt doesn’t really excite me, but at this point I’d welcome the sort of focus that school brings. Who knows how long I’d really feel like that though.

    While moving things into my room I found my glasses that I never wear. I took an updated webcam with them on if you’re at all curious. Just look on the left side over there. <--

    Later, Phillip from work came and picked me up to go see Xmen 2. It was enjoyable although now only an hour or so after seeing it I have trouble recalling even the big plot points. I guess that’s the way it sorta goes. I require more grist for the mental mill if I’m going to be thinking about a movie a while after I’ve seen it. There are some movies I see that make me feel compelled to get out every thought and insight I had because of it. Xmen 2, while enjoyable and escapist, is not one of these kinds of movies.


    26
    Apr 03

    Eyore’s Birthday

    In Austin we have this thing called Eyore’s Birthday every year in Pease park. It’s pretty much an excuse to spend some time in the dirt and heat, bang on drums, drink overpriced beer, stand in line for the port-a-johns, and listen to Bob Marley-inspired-funk-reggae-jazz fusion music. In other words, it’s a blast.

    two dudes from hercules

    Here’s me with two guys who look like they wandered off the set of Xena: The Warrior Princess. I don’t know them or anything. I just abused the goodwill of the event by forcing them to take a photo with me.

    the crowd

    As you can plainly see, there were a lot of people there. A lot of very colorful people. A lot of people with fairy wings, and paint bikini tops. I even saw one woman dressed as a vagina. At least, that’s what I thought it looked like.


    26
    Apr 03

    The New Cold War

    The New Cold War: India and China are picking up where the US and Soviet Union left off:


      China has openly declared its desire to colonize the moon. The world’s most populous nation is unlikely to build lunar settlements, but that’s not the point. China’s motive lies not in constructing a lunar Hong Kong, but rather in luring India into a loud public competition. Later this year, if all goes as planned, China will become the third country to send a citizen into space. An orbiting taikonaut will be even more impressive if American shuttles are stuck in their hangars while the misnamed International Space Station limps along with a skeleton crew.

      As Russia once did, China has a strong technical advantage. It already owns a chunk of the commercial space-launch business. But India has a decent shot at victory as well. It doesn’t have China’s manufacturing know-how, but it’s rapidly becoming the world’s software back office.

      Who will become top dog in South Asia? That’s an open question, and there aren’t many good ways to answer short of a useless massacre. A space race offers a good solution. It’s a symbolic tournament that tests competing political and economic systems to their limit.

      A decade after the end of the Cold War, good old-fashioned space programs still matter. Not for exploration’s sake, but to settle new cold wars. If you doubt it, imagine this scenario: It’s 2029, and a lunar mission lands at Tranquillity Base. A crew of heroic young Indians – or Chinese – quietly folds and puts away America’s 60-year-old flag. If the world saw that on television, wouldn’t the gesture be worth tens of billions of rupees or yuan? Of course it would.


    26
    Apr 03

    Stalinist show trial

    From Slate: No More Whistlin’ Dixie via robotwisdom:


      That wasn’t good enough for Sawyer. She spent an hour trying to bend the Chicks with a combination of false sympathy and crass sensationalism. Time and again, she cut back to a typeset insert of Maines’ original remark, as if Maines had called for the pillage of Crawford. “Ashamed?” Sawyer said, incredulously. “Ashamed?” In the tradition of a Stalinist show trial, the women were forced to affirm their patriotism and their support for the troops. At every point they—who are, after all, entertainers with no particular training in political science—were thoughtful, modest, and firm. At every point Sawyer tried to force them into a crude, Manichaen choices. “Do you feel awful about using that word about the president of the United States?” she asked at the start of the interview—in a prime example of the sort of leading question no self-respecting first year AP stringer would ask. “Well,” replied Maines, carefully, ” ‘awful’ is a really strong word.” Later, when Maines was trying to apologize and clarify, Sawyer said, “I hear something not quite, what, wholehearted. …”

      Well, I heard something not quite—what—honorable in Sawyer’s presentation of the affair: an attempt to take a trivial matter that had blown up into an absurd controversy, and blow it up even more under the guise of simply covering the story. Essentially, she asked the women to choose between abasing themselves on national television or stirring up more hatred against themselves. It was a depressing moment in an ugly time.


    26
    Apr 03

    Tests, tests, tests

    Steve and Susan came over last night and I hooked them up to the electrodes to administer the Myers-Briggs Personality Test. If you know me, you know this is a perennial obsession of mine. The Myers-Briggs is to me, what astrology is to hippies. Some people say this leads to pigeon-holing everyone you know, and reducing their distinct personalities to a few, general descriptives types, but I have an argument against this notion that consists of the following:

    First of all, this is for educational purposes only. The test is a conceptualized sorting of personality characteristics used solely for the purposes of investigating and delving into how you and others think, perceive the world and each other, and how you relate to the world based on this perception. It is not deterministic. It is only a model to describe perceptions and behavior. After all, what is personality but the way you perceive situations and yourself and how you behave in situations according to these perceptions. I actually believe it is somewhat possible to change your personality because it is a way of seeing and behaving. Once you are aware of how you see things it may be possible to then change your perceptions.


    24
    Apr 03

    Eat Your Hearts Out

    Tomorrow is the start of my weekend. I’m going to try to fill it to the brim starting with going tubing (or is toobing?) tomorrow on the guadalupe river with Marge and Andrea which will involve cold water, cold beer, truck inner tubes, and soggy cigarettes. I think between the eight hour trip and the three hour trip we’ll do the three hour one. I’m hoping to come back not waterlogged or sunburnt, but only blissfully exhausted and warm with sun, and maybe even with some good photos! I wish my digital camera was more tolerant of water. I’ll probably need to get one of those disposable jobs.


    23
    Apr 03

    CD Compilations

    I’m making a new CD compilation. It’s fun to be creative make little things for people, and it reminds me of all the little projects I had as a kid. Like making my own dryer sheets, shoebox dioramas, secret agent ID badges, puppets from pantyhose and foam, things from pipe cleaners, and stop motion films with playdoh.

    Oh, yeah, so dryer sheets, this is the one everyone asks about since it sounds wacky. But basically, when I was a kid, I was responsible for all the laundry in the house. If it was washed I did it. It was my personal chore. Sorting, washing, folding, ironing. The works. Anyway, in the garage I had a neat little area with three laundry hampers: linens, colors, and whites. I even had a little rug in front of the appliances so I didn’t have to stand on the hard concrete.

    I got the idea to start making my own dryer sheets. So, I took some old t-shirts cut them into strips and soaked them in fabric softener and then let them dry out. That’s what I would use. I’m almost positive it didn’t save any money, but that wasn’t the point really.


    23
    Apr 03

    Me, about seven years ago

    This is a really goofy photo. So much more naive and hopeful, but not really so much when I remember how naive and hopeful I am now.

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