Global Agenda for the New Administration

I’m going to be writing an extensive piece regarding the marching orders made to the Bush administration by the Carlyle Group and the Rand Corporation immediately after the electoral coup in November 2000. In a joint paper called A Global Agenda for the U.S. President instructions to the Bush administration and the American government are explicitly described. I really hope you decide to read it for yourself. It is long and complicated but you will be glad that you did. Of course, the same group of people who control the Rand Corporation and the Carlyle Group are effectively in control of our democracy so there will be no conflict about the aims and goals. Just for starters let’s look at the most obvious examples of how this kind of good old-boy, global elite system operates, the current President Bush’s father George HW Bush is on the Carlyle payroll, Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld’s Yale roommate Franklin Carlucci is CEO of the Carlyle Group, and until recently Osama bin Laden’s family was on the Carlyle Group payroll. The rot and corruption is deep. One of the most prominent Carlyle properties, United Defense Industries Inc., is doing so well as a result of this so-called War on Terrorism that they’ve decided to file for an IPO and publicly offer their stock. It’s nice how well business and warfare support one another. The benefits of this partnership were realized a long time ago.

In front page news, Bush had some non-cancerous lesions removed from his face. Someone’s Christmas prayers were answered! Thank you, baby Jesus! I think they call these Evil Blisters. Actually, all joking aside, I would never wish acne or noncancerous lesions on the President. We all know what can happen when jokes are incorrectly interpreted by government goons. There was this guy once who received a visit from the SS because he had written a satirical piece in a university newspaper about praying that Christ smite Bush (and also Carson Daly). He was probably pretty freaked out. He was given a psychological evaluation and had his home searched by the Secret Service. I hear they’re still looking for this Christ character.

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