Letter Never Sent

face transplants: “Your face will be removed and replaced with one donated from a cadaver, matched for tissue type, age, s.ex and skin color. Surgery should last 8 to 10 hours; the hospital stay, 10 to 14 days.”

First their were inflatable mattresses. Now there are inflatable pubs, and infla.table churches.

Conan as a raver. Animation.

Adam of Eternia (better known as He-Man) performs 4 Non Blondes’ “What’s going on”. Excellent. It reminds me of the G.I. Joe PSA’s.

Oblivious Australian man builds up 40,000 volts of static electricity as his clothes rub together, leaving a path of melted carpet in his wake.

Chavez: U.S. Plans to Invade Venezuela: Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez said Friday he has documentary evidence that the United States plans to invade his country. Chavez, interviewed on ABC’s “Nightline,” said the plan is called “Balboa” and involves aircraft carriers and planes.

Mice Infected With Bubonic Plague Missing. According to the article, no biggie.

TOMMY WESTPHALL’S MIND – A MULTIVERSE EXPLORED: “If “St Elsewhere” exists only within Tommy Westphall’s mind, then so does every other series set within the same fictional sphere.”

Text-to-speech to a telephone number with PhoneNotify provided by CDYNE. There are probably a million applications for this. (via)