08
Jun 02

Words of Wisdom from the J-Man

I have a few things to say for you. Haven’t we learned anything? Non-violence tastes great and is less filling. Remember the Sermon on the Mount from Sunday School?

  • Matt 5:5: Blessed are the meek, For they shall inherit the earth.
  • Matt 5:7: Blessed are the merciful, For they shall obtain mercy
  • Matt 5:9: Blessed are the peacemakers, For they shall be called sons of God.
  • Matt 5:20: Ye have heard that it was said of them of old time, Thou shalt not kill; and whosoever shall kill shall be in danger of the judgment.
  • Matt 39: But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also.
    40 And if any man will sue thee at the law, and take away thy
    coat, let him have thy cloak also.
    41 And whosoever shall compel thee to go a mile, go with him twain.
    42 Give to him that asketh thee, and from him that would borrow of thee turn not thou away.
    43 Ye have heard that it hath been said, Thou shalt love thy neighbour, and hate thine enemy.
    44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;
    45 That ye may be the children of your Father which is in heaven: for he maketh his sun to rise on the evil and on the good, and sendeth rain on the just and on the unjust.
    46 For if ye love them which love you, what reward have ye? do not even the publicans the same?
    47 And if ye salute your brethren only, what do ye more than others? do not even the publicans so?
    48 Be ye therefore perfect, even as your Father which is in heaven is perfect.

08
Jun 02

The Death of America

And so it begins, the end of liberalism in American government and the birth of American-style fascism. The Bush administration is doing everything they can to subvert American tradition by working in deep secrecy to bring forth a huge domestic law enforcement agency. As if the bumbling of the FBI, NSA and the CIA wasn’t enough, Bush recently announced a massive overhaul in the police state by creating the cabinet-level Department of Homeland Security which will have an annual budget of $37.5 billion and will employ 170,000 jack-booted thugs. This makes it the biggest US government department after the Pentagon. Be very afraid.

Strangely, although this is the largest change to the law enforcement bureaucracy in 55 years this new department will have no authority over the FBI or the CIA. It is unclear to me exactly what this huge budget and massive work force will be up to. No doubt checking out subversive, dangerous, terrorist web sites, or looking under rocks for shadowy terrorists. They could go door to door to make sure everyone’s papers are in order. Seriously, 170,000 employees is around the same number as a large-size company like Fedex. That’s a lot of fascist cogs running around taking pictures and making notes. Maybe Americans will get wise before this shit goes too far.


08
Jun 02

Bush Gang whitewash

The Justice Department has decided it can’t do anything about some of the fraud in the Florida presidential election. No surprise there. Newsflash: BUSH IS A TOOL OF THE DEVIL! Wheew. I’m glad I let that out. I feel a lot better now.


    Ralph Neas, president of the liberal People for the American Way Foundation, said the Justice Department’s refusal to move forward on the cases was “a destructive abdication of responsibility and a breach of faith with Florida voters.”

07
Jun 02

Eternal Fascism: Fourteen Ways of Looking at a Blackshirt

Primo Umberto Eco found via the ever wonderful Ethel the Blog:


    The first feature of Ur-Fascism is the cult of tradition. Traditionalism is of course much older than fascism. Not only was it typical of counterrevolutionary Catholic thought after the French revolution, but is was born in the late Hellenistic era, as a reaction to classical Greek rationalism. In the Mediterranean basin, people of different religions (most of the faiths indulgently accepted by the Roman pantheon) started dreaming of a revelation received at the dawn of human history. This revelation, according to the traditionalist mystique, had remained for a long time concealed under the veil of forgotten languages — in Egyptian hieroglyphs, in the Celtic runes, in the scrolls of the little-known religions of Asia.
    This new culture had to be syncretistic. Syncretism is not only, as the dictionary says, “the combination of different forms of belief or practice;” such a combination must tolerate contradictions. Each of the original messages contains a sliver of wisdom, and although they seem to say different or incompatible things, they all are nevertheless alluding, allegorically, to the same primeval truth. …

    Traditionalism implies the rejection of modernism. Both Fascists and Nazis worshipped technology, while traditionalist thinkers usually reject it as a negation of traditional spiritual values. However, even though Nazism was proud of its industrial achievements, its praise of modernism was only the surface of an ideology based upon blood and earth (Blut und Boden). The rejection of the modern world was disguised as a rebuttal of the capitalistic way of life. The Enlightenment, the Age of Reason, is seen as the beginning of modern depravity. In this sense Ur-Fascism can be defined as irrationalism. Irrationalism also depends on the cult of action for action’s sake. Action being beautiful in itself, it must be taken before, or without, reflection. Thinking is a form of emasculation. Therefore culture is suspect insofar as it is identified with critical attitudes. …

    For Ur-Fascism, disagreement is treason. Besides, disagreement is a sign of diversity. Ur-Fascism grows up and seeks consensus by exploiting and exacerbating the natural fear of difference. The first appeal of a fascist or prematurely fascist movement is an appeal against the intruders. Thus Ur-Fascism is racist by definition. Ur-Fascism derives from individual or social frustration. That is why one of the most typical features of the historical fascism was the appeal to a frustrated middle class, a class suffering from an economic crisis or feelings of political humiliation, and frightened by the pressure of lower social groups. In our time, when the old “proletarians” are becoming petty bourgeois (and the lumpen are largely excluded from the political scene), the fascism of tomorrow will find its audience in this new majority. To people who feel deprived of a clear social identity, Ur-Fascism says that their only privilege is the most common one, to be born in the same country. This is the origin of nationalism. Besides, the only ones who can provide an identity to the nation are its enemies. Thus at the root of the Ur-Fascist psychology there is the obsession with a plot, possibly an international one. The followers must feel besieged. The easiest way to solve the plot is the appeal to xenophobia. But the plot must also come from the inside: Jews are usually the best target because they have the advantage of being at the same time inside and outside. …

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06
Jun 02

Thanks, George, you dick.

You wouldn’t know a Republican was in the White House what with the growing deficits and graft and routine conservative poofery. Let’s see so far the Bush administration has allowed Islamic terrorists to crash planes into buildings, increased the power of the police state while raping the Bill of Rights, engaged in corruption in the highest places of power, and has given the budget surpluses over to crippling deficits to fund the laughable war juggernaut. Not only that, but now according to CNN the unemployment rate is rising to 6% from just over 4% a few months ago. At least now if the economy starts to stink and we have an evil bastard in the White House we might be able to get some good music out of it. What I mean is, remember the late 80’s early 90’s? With all the tumult during the reign of Bush I, that was some good friggin’ music! Nirvana, Public Enemy, Gheto Boyz, Pearl Jam, Ministry…those were the days. I remember when NWO by Ministry would come on Mtv. It’s actually a little uncanny how similar things are now to how they were then.


06
Jun 02

Republican Whores

Unsurprisingly, the House Republicans voted to remove the sunset provisions of the estate tax. This means all those rich shits who spend their lives moving corporations overseas to avoid paying taxes while they fleece 401k plans of the middle class Babbitts will now have the last laugh as they pass on 100% of their ill-gotten wealth to the next generation of American elites.

I’m amazed at how well the Republicans serve their corporate masters. Their knees hit the ground faster than the Democrats and that’s saying a lot. Of course, Republicans are more likely to be filthy rich themselves so I guess its really not all that surprising.


06
Jun 02

Not to be outdone

You know the Army has the ‘Green Berets’ and the ‘Special Forces’ and the Navy has the ‘Seals’ and the Air Force has the…uh..’Rescue Rangers’ or something. Anyway, the jar heads over in the Marines have been feeling left out in all the laudatory media coverage and would like to have their own very special, elite, shock troops. You might ask, what took them so long to hop on the bandwagon? Well, the Marines believe that every Marine is an elite fighter. A Marine creed is “Every Marine a rifleman.” So this new Marine unit will be like the elite of the elite, I suppose. Anyway, I don’t buy all this ‘Special Forces’ crapola. I think it mainly operates as propaganda. I mean, how hard is it to be elite when you belong to the military of the country which spends trillions of dollars on war? Let’s be honest, most of these guys went into the military because they didn’t know what else to do after they got through sleeping through high school. All the guys who had it together in school and went into the military joined ROTC and went on to become pencil pushing military bureaucrats. I guess you have to make up all sorts of elite groups and medals to make up for the pathetic pay and living on welfare while your family waits for you to come home for a few weeks at a time.


06
Jun 02

Homeland Uber Alles

George Bush, the Prince of Darkness, is expected to propose a new cabinet level law enforcement agency to increase the power of police state.


    Its charge would be to gather intelligence from across the government — agencies ranging from the FBI and CIA to the Customs Service, Coast Guard, Immigration and Naturalization Service and state and local law enforcement — and “synthesize” that material with an eye on disrupting terrorist and other criminal activity and heading off future terrorist attacks.

In other words, its a newer, better, bigger, more powerful, invasive uber-authoritarian agency. I can’t wait to see Homeland Protection agents goosestepping about town with their colorful armbands and stylish Oakley sunglasses.

Ari “The Mouth of Sauron” Fleischer put it simply for all the cogs to hear, “The purpose is to protect the homeland from terror.” What we really need to do is to create an agency that will put some of these Wall Street terrorists behind bars. Kenneth Lay, Bush, Cheney, and those sheisters from Merrill Lynch could use some vacation time eating Froot Loops in Gitmo. I’d love to see George Bush in an orange jumpsuit. It would be priceless. That reminds me. I’ve always wondered how we’ve gotten away with building a prison camp in Cuba? Does the US pay its enemy Castro for this privilege or what?


02
Jun 02

Crimmins quips

I love Barry Crimmins too. He’s the king of incisive one-liners.

  • Marijuana is a very dangerous drug. Some people smoke it just once and go directly into politics.
  • The Pentagon’s so greedy it has an extra side on its building.
  • An angry audience member asked, “If you don’t love this country, why don’t you get out?”

    Barry replied, “Because I don’t want to be victimized by its foreign policy.”

  • There’s a nickel’s worth of difference between Democrats and Republicans. If you put a nickel on the table, a Democrat will steal it from you.. and a Republican will kill you for it.
  • What a coincidence, Kaiser Ashcroft endorses the FBI de-emphasizing white collar crime right when the court-appointed Bush Administration is up to its armpits in charges that it consists of nothing more than fixers and apologists for obscenely corrupt corporations.
  • Look at the bright side, if Bush and Cheney wrap themselves any more tightly in the flag, they’ll suffocate.
  • On Memorial Day John Ashcroft is going to lay a wreath at the grave in which he recently buried the Bill of Rights.
  • What’s more shocking? The fact that Bush knew something or the fact that Bush knew anything?
  • Bush’s shamelessness is boundless. He lectures Cuba, speaking from a stolen office in which he stonewalls vital information, is at the beck and call of nefarious special interests and works as a cheesy hawker of photos commemorating a disaster that might have been averted had he half a brain, even a mild work ethic or a staff interested in doing anything but furthering his corrupt regime’s dastardly assault on peace, environmental sanity and human rights. Yet he feels not an inkling of embarrassment as he browbeats a country he’s trying to starve about how it can become moral enough to find its way into his good graces. Trouble is, George W. Bush is neither good nor gracious.
  • In a Sunday FOX NEWS appearance Cheney said, “I’ve got a real problem with the suggestion that somehow my president had information and failed to act upon it to prevent the attack of Sept. 11.” Well at least he finally admitted to whom Bush belongs.