24
Feb 06

Time for more encrypted VOIP

From the NY Times: Taking Spying to Higher Level, Agencies Look for More Ways to Mine Data:

Mr. Arquilla, who was a consultant on Admiral Poindexter’s Total Information Awareness project, said that the $40 billion spent each year by intelligence agencies had failed to exploit the power of data mining in correlating information readily available from public sources, like monitoring Internet chat rooms used by Al Qaeda. Instead, he said, the government has been investing huge sums in surveillance of phone calls of American citizens.

“Checking every phone call ever made is an example of old think,” he said.

He was alluding to databases maintained at an AT&T data center in Kansas, which now contain electronic records of 1.92 trillion telephone calls, going back decades. The Electronic Frontier Foundation, a digital-rights advocacy group, has asserted in a lawsuit that the AT&T Daytona system, a giant storehouse of calling records and Internet message routing information, was the foundation of the N.S.A.’s effort to mine telephone records without a warrant.


22
Feb 06

Jesus and bathrooms should not mix.

I’ve seen religious pamphlets left out before by unseen proselytizers, although usually it’s a copy of that Jehovah’s Witness magazine whose name I’m forgetting. In the bathroom today, underneath the ass gasket dispenser there was a pamphlet whose cover read “Your first six days in HELL”. First of all, huh? Second of all, gross.


20
Feb 06

Get active in Wikipedia

While you’re using Wikipedia, you should keep an eye out for any errors you see. It’s easy to make changes and add content. I added a user template for Dallas wikipedians, but there’s still not one for Austin, I just noticed. I may have to add that unless someone gets to it before me.


14
Feb 06

Brokeback Mountain as slash fiction

From Steve Sailer’s heretical blog, Brokeback Mountain as slash fiction:

“Slash” is about 100% written and read by women — some lesbian but most straight. In fact it follows romance novel formulas very closely. One member of the buddy pair is more sensitive and feminine — physically a man, emotionally a woman — while the other is a conventional romance hero. With Kirk/Spock, it’s Kirk who’s the sensitive one and Spock who’s the cold, emotionally distant hero who discovers his true feelings at the end. Part of the appeal is that the guys end up having sex not because they’re gay, but because True Love conquers all.

Gay men aren’t any more interested in “slash” than straight men are in Georgette Heyer. [Who?] The real parallel to “slash” among straight men is girl-on-girl pornography, where women combine ultra-feminine bodies with implausibly guy-like appetites for casual sex. Presumably these women inhabit the same male fantasy land where hot babes are interested in cool guy stuff, like martial arts and field-stripping automatic weapons, instead of boring girl stuff, like relationships and feelings (whatever those are).

Both slash and girl-girl porn tell us a lot (maybe more than we’d like to know) about the chasm between male and female sexuality. but, apart from the physical activities, they have nothing to do with real homosexuality. It’s funny how many reviewers are so clueless about human sexuality they can’t figure stuff like this out.


14
Feb 06

Brokeback chant

Shelus sent me this funny item:

Fans of No. 5 Gonzaga have been asked to stop yelling “Brokeback Mountain” at opposing players.

The reference to the recent movie about homosexual cowboys was chanted by some fans during Monday’s game against Saint Mary’s, and is apparently intended to suggest an opposing player is gay.

The chants were the subject of several classroom discussions over the past week, and the faculty advisers for the Kennel Club booster group urged students this week to avoid “inappropriate chants” during the Bulldogs’ Saturday game against Stanford, which was nationally televised on ESPN.


13
Feb 06

Jigglypuff on American Idol

American Idol in Austin…


30
Jan 06

Cultural Contributions of “Brokeback Mountain”

I have heard these used in the wild.

brokeback – adj. Informal neologism meaning characterized by homosexuality. Usage: “Dude, Clay Aiken is so brokeback, it’s painful.” I first heard this one on one of the local hip hop radio stations, although I forget the context.

“I wish I could quit you…” – Humorous non-sequitur. Inject it into serious discussion for maximum effect. First spotted by Phillip on Fark.com.


27
Jan 06

More google.cn

The image search for “tiananmen square” on the left is from Google.cn, the image search on the right is from Google.com.

Google censorship

It’s almost so bad, it’s funny.


28
Dec 05

Communion

You may remember a mention I made over a year ago about bottlefeeding a newborn calf who had lost his mother. During my visits to Oklahoma over the past year, I watched him grow from a wobbling baby into a solid young bull. He went from tugging on the bottle to shoving you out of the way while you tried to pour feed into his trough. As he grew, he became more standoffish; glowering from his corral like a sullen teenager.

Two weeks ago he was “put up”, which is to say slaughtered and butchered. And last week we had him for dinner.

After eating the same animal you helped raise it leaves you with a feeling of ambivalence. I understand now why primitive people honored the animals they hunted. They lived with an intimate connection to the natural world.

When I was a vegetarian, I thought I could buy my way out of the world’s cruelty. If I could just stop eating meat, I would somehow store up some credit with the universe. Nevermind that I wore leather shoes. This moral fiction provided a way for me to avoid the pain of reality; that I am a fleeting bloom of life like everything else in this bloody world.

Gospel of Thomas, saying number 60: “They saw a Samaritan carrying a lamb going into Judaea. He said to his disciples: Why does he carry the lamb? They said to him: That he may kill it and eat it. He said to them: So long as it is alive he will not eat it, but if he kill it and it become a corpse. They said: Otherwise he will not be able to do it. He said to them: You also, seek for yourselves a place within for rest, lest you become a corpse and be eaten.”