02
Nov 07

Scamming stupid people to defraud the government

Why is financial literacy missing from a standard public education? I started thinking about this because I recently heard about this down-payment “gift” program targeted at low-income home buyers run by a biblical-sounding “non-profit” organization known as the “Nehemiah Corporation of America“. As far as I understand it, this is how it works:

Let’s assume I’m a single mother making $15 an hour and I want to purchase a home. I might be able to swing a mortgage payment, but there’s no way I’m going to be able to save up the 10% or so down payment that is usually required to secure affordable financing for a home. I go to the Nehemiah Corporation, they talk to their friends who are looking to sell some overpriced houses with higher interest loans to borrowers with poor credit in areas without a lot of buyers. Nehemiah gets the seller to give up 2-3% on the purchase price (which they probably would have done anyway during real negotiations) and they use this to fund the down payment, which is provided by Nehemiah until the sale is complete. After the deal is closed, Nehemiah receives its money back in addition to a $500 processing fee that is built into the buyer’s loan. Basically, in this situation the buyer is financing the 2-3% down payment in a very short-term manner for a $500 fee. If I’m buying a home for $150,000 the 2-3% FHA required down payment is $3000-$4500. As I only need the loan long enough to close the deal in a week or two, my effective interest rate based on the $500 fee to Nehemiah is 11% to 16.7%. That’s not horrible except that your effective loan term is zero.

So, what’s wrong with all this? The problem is that these down payment “gift” programs allow people to buy homes who should not be buying homes. People who lack the financial discipline or income to put together even the most modest down payment. They also allow sellers to take advantage of federal housing laws and federally guaranteed loans in order to unload over-valued properties to unsophisticated (stupid) borrowers. This is not even taking into account the collusion with appraisers to manipulate appraisal values. With the borrowers putting none of their own money down, they are more likely to enter risky arrangements and to eventually default on these taxpayer-funded loans.

Basically, these so-called non-profits (whose management no doubt make incredible salaries) are masquerading as quasi-religious charities, which end up misleading buyers and defrauding the government when properties enter foreclosure. If you scratched the surface, I would expect to find ghetto real-estate speculators and groups like the Nehemiah Corporation in bed together. This is no surprise here in Dallas where religion and business go together like chocolate and peanut butter.

Nonprofits fight ban on home loan `gifts’: HUD sued in attempt to overturn decision to halt seller-financed down-payment help:

The U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development granted AmeriDream Inc. and Nehemiah Corporation of America temporary extensions. The organizations are the nation’s largest nonprofits working to arrange down payments for loans backed by the Federal Housing Administration. They are suing HUD over the rule change.

The law forbids sellers from paying down payments for buyers who secure loans through the FHA. Down payments show that borrowers have savings. They also give buyers equity or a stake in the house.

For years, however, sellers have been able to get around the law by forwarding down-payment money through special nonprofits.

The Observer has found a high rate of foreclosure in FHA-backed loans in the Charlotte area, especially when those loans involved an arranged gift from a charity to cover a borrower’s down payment.

The Observer reported in September that FHA loans accounted for almost a quarter of recent foreclosures in Mecklenburg County.

“Loans are twice as likely to go into foreclosure” with seller-financed down-payment assistance programs, said Bill Glavin, special assistant to the Federal Housing Administration commissioner. “People’s lives are at stake.”

He told the Observer that high numbers of foreclosures in FHA-insured loans threaten to bankrupt the system.

“The default rate on those loans was so bad that if they continued, starting this fiscal year, we’d finally start to pay out more than we’d take in,” he said.

HUD Defeated on Down-Payment Assistance:

The decision was heartening, said Scott Syphax, Nehemiah chief executive. “That is not to say that we don’t believe that there are issues that need to be addressed and standards that need to be raised,” he said.

The nonprofit group supports some tougher standards for the programs, such as homeownership education and a requirement that appraisals be done at arm’s length to prevent manipulation, he said. “We continue to hope that a sensible common ground can be achieved.”


01
Nov 07

Halloween is for lovers (of candy)

Halloween is a holiday like no other. It’s a good entry into the holiday season: light on the symbolism, heavy on the community involvement. Now that I can afford as much candy as I want I’m no longer under the thrall of candy. But when you’re a kid, few things are as compelling as candy. Where does it come from? Why does it taste so good? Why can’t we eat it for dinner?

When I was a kid Halloween was my favorite holiday. It combined many of my interests: free stuff, candy, and grossing people out or being silly. When I was about 11 or 12, I was into “special effects”. I had several different latex masks and an assortment of fake moustaches and books on the subject I had picked up at various places including the Clown Factory in San Antonio. For some reason, San Antonio had a lot of options when it came to Halloween costumes and magic stuff. There was Elbe’s on Broadway with the wooden nickels, and a few other places I am forgetting.

great pumpkin

For Halloween I would often make my rounds and then come home, change into another costume, and go out to the same houses for more candy. It was a once a year situation, so you had to make the most of it.


30
Oct 07

Webcam plus wacom plus wackadoo

I’m ashamed to admit that I’ve barely touched my Wacom tablet since it arrived a few weeks ago. Despite the best of intentions, I have yet to start drawing like a tornado. I’m still getting the hang of all the buttons and settings, which are fairly complicated. Also, as I intimated previously, being creative is more a meditative and experimental state of mind more than what tools you have. This meditative state of mind is difficult to achieve and requires setting aside time to slow down, which is hard for me. When I was a bored kid, I used whatever cheap pencils and paper were at my disposal. (Note to self: post a few childhood drawings to website.) One tendency I have as an adult is to make everything overly complicated. As you know, most of life is deceptively simple.

Anyway, here’s something I doodled in a few minutes. Drawing on photos is fun in that you get an interaction between the fantasy of the drawing and the realism of the photo. I think the Disney biography I’ve been reading is having a positive effect on me. It has really gotten my juices flowing. Even my dreams have been better. For someone who aspires to be both creative and successful, Walt Disney’s story is a real inspiration. At their best, most biographies have this effect. Almost as if they are whispering to you, “Come on! Follow my example. You can do something big, too, if you just want it bad enough.” The question is, do you want it bad enough?

webcam weirdo


28
Oct 07

On business dress

I love the trend toward eradicating “business dress” in the workplace. Is it really so bad to see everyone at work in t-shirts and flipflops? Casual dress in the workplace signals freedom and organizational confidence and acts as a cheap benefit to the employees. Casual dress should really be called personal address since it means you can wear almost anything you please.

When the “boss” looks the same as everyone else it strengthens team unity and openness, even if, in reality, the ultimate authority is clear. The suit is becoming the symbol of the salesman. The smirking slave collar of the old corporate world. It represents the triumph of ostentation over substance, appearance over reality, marketing showmanship over solid product development.

When you dress casual, you cannot rely on the impact of your wardrobe. Your ideas and work must speak for you. When you dress casual you cannot hide your humble human qualities, like the slope of your shoulders or your out-of-shape body. For better or worse, you are what you are.

On the flip side, it’s hilarious to see formerly suited types desperately following current fashions. In a recent issue of Business Week, there was an article featuring some ridiculous venture capitalist dressed-down in two-hundred dollar jeans, an untucked club shirt, and expensive slip-on loafers that try to look both expensive and shabby at the same time. It just seemed so over-thought and self-conscious, which is the opposite of the casual dress approach.

If you work face to face with customers, a case might be made for looking a certain way. However, I’m sure we’ve all seen examples of how corporate uniforms are subverted with tokens of individuality like buttons, wallet chains, watches, tattoos, or strange hair configurations. In some ways, the bleeding through of the individual makes the corporate uniform even more ridiculous and belies the controlling need to systemize everything down to the most inconsequential detail. That too seems desperate and self-conscious.

In requiring stringent dress codes, we ask employees to cede personal freedom to their employers, so great care should be taken when dictating appearances.

In the end, the corporate need for systems and the growing individuality of culture will harmonize. Workers will gradually take on more responsibility for their incomes and lives until we approach a Free Agent World and employers will adopt more casual relationships, which may lead to true partnership between employees and management.


25
Oct 07

Small improvements

  1. The little beeps and honks that your car makes when you lock the doors or engage the alarm should grow quieter the closer you are to the vehicle so as to make as little noise as necessary. Although, in higher end cars, many now use RFID keyfobs that will unlock and lock based on your proximity to the vehicle. As you approach the vehicle it unlocks and as you walk away it locks. I also like the cars that just flash their lights when you lock the doors. It seems less obnoxious.
  2. All headphones should be wireless. Cords attached to your head are a bad idea. Bluetooth-type headsets will probably get better sound quality and then we can use them for everything.

24
Oct 07

More tales from Liberty Hill, Texas

Hollis Baker, my good friend who tells a story better than anyone I know, has spun another good yarn over at his blog. He needs to compile these stories into a book. It would be a best seller. Do yourself a favor and read his latest, “Way up Morgan Creek“. It’s a beautiful story that captures the Hill Country in the way it deserves.

Update: I was clicking around Hollis’ website and found a couple links to a good interview he did. He had some good things to say on working and being successful:

When I ask Hollis what he’d tell the room full of young people if he had a chance to give them one special kernel of wisdom, he reacts instantly, relating it to his experience in the sign business:

“I’d tell them a story about the sign shop. I’d tell them that in the early days when we were painting signs, we might have a sign on the side of the wall that was, you know, 8 by 16 feet and it was covered with letters and you had to stand on the ladder and dip the brush in the paint and smear it on there. And the propensity of the painters, when they would want to say something to the other guy – they’d stop, turn around (turning his body in the chair) and tell the guy some cockamamie story. Well, it was important that I keep the guys on the task. So, I’d say, ‘Hey guys, talk all you want to, but face the sign while you’re doing it.’ And that became the catch-phrase in the shop. “Face the sign.” And that’s what I’m telling these kids. That whatever their task is – face it. Do it (pointing his finger). Do it to the best of your ability. Be honest with it, but always face the sign. And if you’ll do it, one of these days you can retire and sit on the front porch and watch the grass grow (laughing). That’s what I’d tell ’em.”


13
Oct 07

Briefly: WordPress Stats

If you use WordPress you might be interested in their blog stats plugin. It’s very nice. Tells you which posts are popular, how many views you get, etc.


12
Oct 07

Wacom Intuos3 Review

wacom doodlingMore than a decade ago, I used to reach out to the world through little home-made publications we called zines. Apparently, it was a movement, although in retrospect it seems fairly minute as movements go.

For the younger people: Making zines was a way to self-publish and share your thoughts and creativity with other people like you. You basically produced a compilation of drawings, comics, writing, etc. and bundled it together with a cover. Then you xeroxed the whole thing to make a few tens or hundreds of copies you could sell to cover the costs or give away. It was very limited and the community was pretty insular, but that is what made it fun.

This was before the Internet incorporated all culture. With the Internet, you no longer have to work to find like-minded people. I’m not complaining. Just sayin’. That was the whole point of zines, after all. For me anyway.

I enjoyed drawing comics and making the zine. I even enjoyed motivating my friends to participate and trying to manage the whole production side of it, so we could push out a new issue every so often. In some ways, it was a precursor to what I do now in web design and development. Funny how that works.

Anyway, the point is, as most of my hobbies have migrated to involving the computer, I’ve found it difficult to pick up a pen and paper. No more drawing, no more hand-written letters, no more mix tapes, no more zines. As special as it was, it just doesn’t make sense anymore. It’s like asking people to ride horses to get from place to place.

But, I miss drawing. I miss seeing pictures emerge from my brain that don’t look like I leaned on a computer to get them. It was always a surprise to see something good come out, almost as if something was working through you not as a result of anything you did. When you sat back and looked down at the page it was very satisfying. It felt creative in the sense of CREATING something.

Normally when I get the jones to draw, I go drop some money on fresh art supplies, which I mess with then ultimately abandon. This time I thought I would stop trying to fight the tide and buy something I could use on the computer. So, I broke down and bought a Wacom Intuos3 6×8 graphics tablet. Here’s my review in a nut shell: it’s harder to use than I expected. If you’re drawing every day, it might be a good tool to get familiar with. For me, I’ve used it 2-3 times in the two weeks I’ve had it. I plan on giving it more attention, but it wasn’t the computer drawing revelation I expected. For illustration, it might work better as a good way to color your work. The effect is definitely more fluid than controlled, in my experience. That being said, you have a lot more control than you do with the mouse.

Above is something I drew with the tablet. I’m going to keep at it.


12
Oct 07

Tell me when to go

Human beings are amazing creatures. How do I know this? Hours and hours spent glued to YouTube. Seriously.

The more I browse YouTube, the more I marvel at the creativity of my fellow humans. On YouTube you get to see the people who would never waste their time doing something as boring and egotistical (Not that there is no narcissism on YouTube. Au contraire.) as blogging. Thanks to YouTube they don’t have to tell you anything. They just show you.

Here are a few choice cuts I have come across:


10
Oct 07

You’re dead to me

I’ve always enjoyed going to used book stores. Back in San Antonio where I grew up there was a Half Price Books on Broadway that was built into an old two-story house. With every wall covered in shelves, the hallways and rooms were a tight fit to go in and out of. It was the perfect shopping experience for a teenage reader: row upon row of musty paperbacks piled to the ceiling; creaking floorboards and hidden treasure for pennies.

Fast forward fifteen years. I still love books, but the world has changed. These days, professional eBayers pounce on rare treasures they can sell at auction to the world, which removes some of the treasure hunting aspect, and many specialty book sellers have closed shop and now sell almost exclusively online.

None of these reasons are why I stopped shopping at my once beloved used bookstores. I had to be pushed, kicking and screaming, into buying books online for one reason: I could never find what I was looking for. I didn’t know if what I wanted was in the store somewhere or not and I found this completely frustrating. Just tell me if you have it or not. Please.

Any book published in the last thirty years has either an ISBN number, a UPC barcode, or both. If used bookstores tracked their inventory it wouldn’t just please their customers (me). They could also then start offering books online, track what’s selling well, see which stores have the worst theft, and use this data to discover all sorts of other interesting information.

I shop on Amazon, for now. But, if I can search my local used book store for a book I want, I will gladly return to your musty stacks.