My wallet is a tumor

Ever since I’ve carried a wallet, I’ve ended up stuffing receipts and other crap into it until gradually it doubles in size and hurts to sit on. Eventually I’ll go through and purge, removing all the business cards, scraps of paper, empty Walmart gift cards, and frequent smoothie buyer cards with irregularly-shaped holes punched into them until the wallet is restored to its original, more comfortable size. No more. I’ve replaced my wallet with one of those black binder clips found in any office in America. I just shove all my debit cards and ID into it and squeeze the binder clip onto the stack and go. It’s like a money clip, but better and free and possibly completely washable in case I forget to empty my pockets. Hat tip to my boss, who I stole the idea from.

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