I was telling one of my friends about my bike ride the other day where I woke the homeless man. He then told a NSFW story.
[17:39] me: he looked ready to rumble [17:40] lawson: real bike, or motorcycle [17:40] lawson: Not sure how you could wake him up with a real bike [17:40] me: real bike [17:40] me: i was only 3-4 ft away [17:41] lawson: prolly scared the shit out of you, with him going from inert, to fast zombie movie jump [17:41] me: EXACTLY [17:41] me: it was like a homeless zombie [17:41] lawson: thats the worst kind [17:41] lawson: cause even if you dont get zombie disease [17:41] lawson: you still have to deal with filthy hobo [17:42] lawson: Thats better than my under a bridge with a hobo experience. [17:42] lawson: My hobo was fucking a german shepard [17:42] me: what happened? [17:42] lawson: and slapping it when it was trying to turn around to bite [17:42] lawson: yeah [17:42] lawson: straight up legit dog style [17:42] lawson: i kept driving then called the cops from a waffle house up the road [17:43] lawson: dont need dog humpers in the community [17:43] lawson: was funny calling it in [17:43] lawson: took me a minute to get the words out [17:43] me: thats fucked up [17:44] lawson: A.. umm.. probable.. homeless person.. uhh. at the 101 overpass.. he.. the person in question was.. performing heh unconsentual intercourse upon what appeared to be a german shepard. [17:44] me: man [17:45] lawson: you gotta be low in morale [17:45] lawson: when you wake up, and think.. im gonna fuck me a dog
Wow, that is so not how I expected the hobo story to turn out. It’s funny AND disturbing at the same time…I like it! :P