I have heard these used in the wild.
brokeback – adj. Informal neologism meaning characterized by homosexuality. Usage: “Dude, Clay Aiken is so brokeback, it’s painful.” I first heard this one on one of the local hip hop radio stations, although I forget the context.
“I wish I could quit you…” – Humorous non-sequitur. Inject it into serious discussion for maximum effect. First spotted by Phillip on Fark.com.