22
Nov 05

Who’s your daddy?

Do you know where your surname comes from? Usually surnames are derived in a few standard ways, and up until a couple hundred years ago they were not fixed as they are today in our modern era of bureaucratic record-keeping.

Occupation surnames Before we had surnames, you might have been known by what you did in the community, like “Robert Stockbroker”.

  1. Baker – the guy who makes the bread
  2. Cooper – the barrel maker
  3. Wright – one who makes something
  4. Kellogg – literally, the guy who kills the hogs
  5. Smith – the blacksmith, foreign equivalents for the same name: Schmidt (German, Danish), Ferraro (Italian)

Patronymics, using your father’s name as your surname This was popular in western europe until surnames became fixed, which is why it is popular today in western culture.

  1. England: father’s name + son. Jackson, Jefferson, for example.
  2. Scotland: Mac + father’s name. MacDonald, McCarthy, for example.
  3. Spain: father’s name + ez. Hernandez, Rodriguez, for example.
  4. French: illegitimate children were often given the surname form Fitz + father’s name. Fitzgerald, or Fitzpatrick, for example.

Toponymics, or place names Most people have surnames based on where their ancestors came from. This is actually the type of surname I have since at least one of my ancestors probably came from a place named Sybaris (destroyed by their neighbors) hence my surname, Sivori, or “one from Sybaris”. Other examples include:

  1. Woods – from the woods
  2. Heath – someone who lives out on the moores.
  3. Thorpe – the guy from town

Descriptive surnames Let’s say you have red hair. In the old days, you may have had the last name of Reid, Ross, Rossi, Roth, Rousseau, Russell, etc. all of which describe you as being red or having red hair. Other examples include:

  1. Grant – a tall man
  2. Armstrong – a guy with strong arms
  3. Brown – a guy with brown hair

22
Nov 05

Truckers Sailing the Asphalt Sea

Flying J Truckstop in Waco, Texas I’m fascinated by the life of the truck driver. As an occupation, it is the modern equivalent of what being a sailor used to be three hundred years ago. Long stretches of time away from home and hearth, a crusty disresgard for landlubbers, and a life spent in unfamiliar places in the society of other rootless nomads. Instead of islands and ports, truckers have truckstops and loading docks. Like ships, their trucks are made for long distance and for living. At a modern truckstop, you will find all the modern necessities of life. When I stopped into the “Flying J” truckstop in Waco, I was amazed at how specialized the facilities were. There are private rentable shower rooms, sit-down telephone booths for private conversation, WiFi internet access, laundry facilities, DVD rental, and even a television lounge where you can sit and unwind (see photo to the right). You could live your life entirely on the road, especially these days with the Internet and cell phones. The only challenges as I see it, intense boredom and the need to sit for long periods of time.


22
Nov 05

Buy Nothing Day is Stupid

The idea behind “Buy Nothing Day“:

For 24 hours, millions of people around the world do not participate — in the doomsday economy, the marketing mind-games, and the frantic consumer-binge that’s become our culture. We pause. We make a small choice not to shop. We shrink our footprint and gain some calm. Together we say: enough is enough. And we help build this movement to rethink our unsustainable course.

Yeah, man. Right on.

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21
Nov 05

Life is suddenly very meta

At the risk of turning this into the adjunct Hollis-blog, another member from TM asked Hollis to be a guest blogger on his site because he too found his Armistice Day speech stirring. So, from the horse’s mouth, here is the full story as told by Mr. Baker.


21
Nov 05

The warning label generator

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The warning label generator. Friggin’ sweeeet.


21
Nov 05

McRib Challenge Video

McRib ChallengeJeff posted his video from the McRib challenge to Google video. He did a great job with it: added a soundtrack, edited it up real nice, and added a McRib progress bar as well as cool opening and closing animations. Be sure to watch it. I’m even in it for a few short seconds clowning around.

Coincidentally, my friend (who apparently doesn’t read this site) emailed me this weekend to tell me the McRib was back for a limited time and looked to be talking about another shot at eating ten McRibs. He is obviously non compos mentis since when he last polished off eight of them he suffered big time.

Related: The McRib has claimed another victim November 11, 2005


21
Nov 05

Caught flat-footed

After waking up from my toasty bed I headed down to IHOP to set up their banquet room for our Toastmasters meeting as is my duty each Monday morning a little after six am. Our foremost octogenarian, Hollis, was already there and had everything set up, of course, even though he doesn’t have to. As soon as I entered, he looked at me in all seriousness and said in his guitar string Texas twang, “Chris, I caught you flat-footed.” I had that sinking feeling you get when you’re in trouble, but don’t know what you did. I said, “How do you mean?” and he pulls out this stack of paper and throws it on the table.

It’s a print-out of a Google search he did for his name “Hollis Baker“. Right at the top of the search results is my website with the excerpted mention I made of him with regards to last week’s meeting and his Veteran’s Day speech, his name bolded out from the rest of the text.

Horror of horrors, my secret blog habit had been found out! This is like being unmasked as a cross-dresser since I generally don’t tell most people I know about my site. I’m actually a very private person, and it’s foreign to me to reveal the things I think about. The good thing was that he seemed flattered rather than annoyed and he gave his characteristic “My compliments.” Then he went on to tell me about how he started his own blog on Blogspot! He is an amazing and interesting fellow, so be sure to check out his blog.


21
Nov 05

How singing unlocks the brain

How singing unlocks the brain “People seem to enjoy doing something jointly with other people and there is a lot of evidence that being socially engaged is good for people with dementia.”

A website with flipbooks


20
Nov 05

La Strada

La Strada - Criterion CollectionI got a chance to watch La Strada this weekend. It’s a sad, beautiful film. I’m not even sure how I would describe it, not that it’s indescribable just that I don’t think I could convey anything about it sufficiently except in my typical all-thumbs narrative style. I now want to watch every other Fellini film since this was my first, I am ashamed to say.

Lord. I have to wake up in a few hours to give a short speech at Toastmasters. I am completely unprepared so it should be either a train wreck or a miracle. I did finally decide on a topic on the drive back from Dallas, which I will attempt to talk about without notes or preparation of any type. I’m thinking something to do with all the bad advertising I have seen lately like the billboard for Amdecon (“We clean up suicides, so you don’t have to.”) I spotted on the way into Dallas. Is that really the best use of your marketing budget?


19
Nov 05

Skype to make U.S. retail debut

Skype to make U.S. retail debut “More than 3,000 RadioShack locations nationwide on Monday will begin offering the Skype Starter Kit, which includes the software that enables a customer to use Skype’s free computer-to-computer telephone service, a headset and 30 minutes of Skype’s premium service, with which a user can call a landline or cell phone, company executives said.”