31
Oct 05

People who need people

Josalyn came down for the weekend and it was relaxing. We were able to visit with a few of our friends, something that never seems to happen enough but is always beneficial. Saturday night we went over to Mike’s, who was in town from San Mateo for the game conference. I used to work with him over at Origin Systems / EA before they closed the studio and shipped everyone out to California. It was great to see him again and I enjoyed meeting his friends from Austin. It’s nice to go to a party where people nerd out and have intelligent conversation about topics like the differences between the various Protestant denominations without it descending to close-mindedness or polemics about faith or the lack thereof. I’ve reached a point where I can respect political or religious differences without judgment for the most part. I just try to listen what people have to say, and if I find myself in disagreement I try not to make an issue of it since everyone is entitled to their opinion no matter how ridiculous.

It just so happens that two of Mike’s female friends attended seminary, one as a Presbyterian and one as a Baptist. I learned a lot about the Presbyterian belief system, which is very different from my experience being raised as a Baptist. They actually do communion and have creeds, which is something you don’t hear about in Baptist church, not to mention the fact that the Baptists do not have female ministers. The party was the perfect opportunity for my well-worn Baptist joke: “Question: Why do you take two Baptists with you when you go fishing? Answer: If you take one he’ll drink all the beer.” If you don’t get it I can explain. All in all, it was a lot of fun even though we just sat around the kitchen table and talked.

Sunday we called Sab and woke up the hungover Courtney and Phillip for lunch. We ended up going out for coffee afterward and talked until four or five in the afternoon. It was very nice. I’ve noticed that I’m in a lot better mood if I spend time hanging out with people and talking. We humans, as social creatures, have a need to rub our brains like stones against the brains of others.


31
Oct 05

“Because our nuts are bigger.”

That time of the year has arrived. That’s right. It’s pecan season. My mom and step-dad own a pecan orchard, Boenig Pecans, near Seguin and they’re offering this year’s crop for sale. If you’re a pecan or nut fan you will love them. You can order from their site if you’re interested. If you’re not interested I guarantee your grandma probably is.

Pecan pie is the best variety of pie. If you don’t believe me then you haven’t had good pecan pie. And, everyone I know says “pee-kawns” or “puh-kawns”, so don’t go around talking about “pee-cans” as in “there is too much pepper on my poppykosh…but I’d be proud to partake of your pee-can pie!”.

I will be revamping the Boenig Pecans website soon, although I’m not sure if they should keep their motto, “Because our nuts are bigger.” This is a reference to the joke my mom repeats tirelessly about Jim winning an award for the biggest nuts in Guadalupe County. Groan.


31
Oct 05

SCOTUS: Now With More Italian Seasoning!

The news was all over this morning about Bush’s new pick for the Supreme Court, Samuel Alito. Like everyone else, I don’t know anything about him aside from his support for spousal notification with regards to abortion, which is likely to create a lot of controversy. Ideological considerations aside, it is interesting to me that there would be two Italian-Americans on the Supreme Court if he is confirmed. We are legion.

On the McLaughlin Group on Sunday, John McLaughlin put forth the compelling theory that Bush withdrew Miers’ nomination to swap in a more ideological Conservative so that he would have the motivated support of his base in the event the Plame-gate damage gets worse.


27
Oct 05

The television equivalent of vi@gra spam

When I go home from lunch I’m amazed how the commercials are always lowest common denominator stuff.

  1. Personal injury lawyers – Target audience: Anyone looking to launch a frivolous lawsuit. Sleazy goateed lawyer, “I may not look like a lawyer, but it helps me sneak up on them.”
  2. Various “institutes” like ITT Tech – Target audience: The future medical transcriptionist, paralegal, or electronic repairman who makes education decisions based on television commercials.
  3. Patent your invention! – Target audience: Suckers and dreamers with big get rich quick ideas. These patent businesses are usually scams. This inventor I heard on NPR said it’s a lot more important to get your product to market.

27
Oct 05

asides – 10/27/05

First wild beavers for 500 years Beavers have been reintroduced to England, 500 years after they were hunted to extinction for their fur.

Barnacle Press A collosal compendium of our collective comic culture. A real treasure you will need to bookmark. I compell you! There is much to gnaw on here that will make your drawing hand itch with anticipation.

How to Prototype a Game in Under 7 Days: Tips and Tricks from 4 Grad Students Who Made Over 50 Games in 1 Semester Courtesy of digg. Productivity is the most important thing in almost any enterprise.


27
Oct 05

Flash and Actionscript Basics

I’m trying to learn more about Flash since it’s fun and challenging. A lot of times when you’re dealing with clients their inclination is to have something visually interesting with animation and some level of interactivity and Flash is good for that. Flash has several other good things going for it, like it’s harder to reverse engineer someone else’s Flash work, which has obvious benefits from the point of view of keeping business.

As I learn I am going to show the things I’ve learned to everyone else because many people are in a similar position in terms of being Flash novices. When I get more time I may put together a few tutorials in Wink.

A couple basics about Flash that bear mention:

  1. Flash uses vector graphics. Vector graphics use geometrical primitives like lines and circles to represent images rather than a collection of pixels as in bitmapped images. This makes the graphic easier to manipulate and store in memory.
  2. Flash is scalable. Since Flash is vector-based, Flash movies can be scaled or resized while retaining the same appearance at every size. This is useful when designing for the web because many people view websites at different sizes and resolutions.
  3. Flash looks the same on every computer. According to a recent presentation by Kevin Lynch of Macromedia, “the Flash Player has more reach than any browser or operating system”, which means that when you design in Flash you can be confident that it will look the same wherever you go.

One of the great things about Flash is that it supports scripting capabilities that allow you to give certain behaviors to different parts of your Flash movies. You can create buttons that move around when you click them, or you can play multimedia clips, for example. It’s very flexible. Flash has its own scripting language called ActionScript, which uses a syntax similar to JavaScript.

Here are a couple useful ActionScript things I learned last night you can use to for simple behaviors. I used Macromedia Flash MX. That may make a difference in how I do it. Just FYI.

  1. Create a button that opens a webpage when you click on it. Quick and dirty. Create a keyframe. Add a graphic to your scene. Convert it into a symbol, specifically a button by right-clicking the graphic and selecting “Convert to symbol”. Click on the object and open your “Actions” dialog menu. Add the following ActionScript:
    on (press) {
         getUrl ("http://www.website.com", "_blank");
    }
    

    Now when you test the movie, you should be able to click the button graphic and have it open the desired link in a new browser window. Tada! Simple.

  2. Create a new button to launch a new scene. Sometimes in Flash you need to layer your movies with different ways they could play out depending on the user behavior. Think of it as forks in the road. When your movie gets to a certain point, you may want the viewer to decide which direction they would like to go, “Do you want to take the red pill or the blue pill?”, and for that you might need separate scenes. A red pill scene and a blue pill scene. This is pretty simple to do in Flash.

    Quick and dirty. Follow the directions above to create a button symbol in your default scene. Go to the menu and select “Insert” then “Scene” this will add an additional scene to your Flash movie. Use the “Edit scene” icon to switch to your various scenes. You may want to rename your scene by double clicking it’s name in the Scenes panel. I’ll go ahead and rename it to “blippo”. Throw a graphic into this new scene then switch back to your main scene.

    Now add the following ActionScript to your button symbol just like you did in the previous example:

    on (press) {
       gotoAndPlay ("blippo", 1);
    }
    

    Now test the movie. When you click the button, it should go to the scene we named “blippo” at frame 1. You can obviously set the scene and frame number to whatever you need. Often times, you may want to goto a particular animation that starts in a particular frame. This is a good way to nest commonly used animations.

This is very very basic stuff. If I need to get any more basic let me know.


26
Oct 05

asides – 10/26/05

Japan developing remote control for humans “I felt a mysterious, irresistible urge to start walking to the right whenever the researcher turned the switch to the right. I was convinced — mistakenly — that this was the only way to maintain my balance.”


24
Oct 05

A Phreaking Pheasant

On my way to Ninfa’s to meet Sabby for lunch a large bird appeared in the road before me. At first I thought it was a roadrunner, but then as I approached it turned out to be a pheasant. Yes, a pheasant crossing the access road of 183 continuing on to walk the barren gravel wasteland under the eight lanes of 183. As I made the turnaround, I stopped to watch him on the other side where he almost got hit by one of those trucks with the wood chipper on the back. I don’t know if he made it across. Where did he come from? I don’t know, but I don’t think wild pheasants live in the Austin city limits, not to mention in the business parks infesting central austin. How do I know it was a “he”? Simple. Female pheasants like females of most bird species are brownish and inconspicuous. It reminded me of the time a rooster decided to roost in our yard.

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24
Oct 05

Cool things at the Dallas World Aquarium

Wow. I don’t know if I told you about when Jody and I went to the Dallas Zoo a couple weeks ago, but Sunday we did one better and went to the Dallas World Aquarium. It was amazing, probably due to it being newer than the zoo and more expensive. They do a good job of moving you through the exhibits while conveying a sense of moving through the various ecological niches. Rainforest to river to ocean. The best parts were as follows:

  1. Giant river otters – Two playful river otters who look like long skinny dogs. They swam around their cage and would swim up to the glass to gawk at the humans. Up close you can see the massive jaws they use to crush the heads of fish. Very cat-like in the skull area. Flattened muscular tails they use like oars. Beautiful creatures.
  2. Antillean manatees – These are like the Florida manatee except they’re thinner and smaller. I pegged them incorrectly as dugongs (another member of Sirenia) because they just didn’t look like your normal manatee. Up close you can see them much better. One thing I was surprised about was the long hairs protruding from their fat grey bodies just like elephants, which is not surprising since they are closely related, I believe. In the manatee tank they had all sorts of other fish, catfish, and side-necked turtles. Some very huge arapaima also, which are air breathing fish that grow up to fourteen feet.
  3. Three-toed sloth – The sloth was so cute and amazing. From it’s mossy fur to its Mona Lisa smile, it is easily one of the most adorable animals you will see. I learned something interesting, sloths live in trees full-time, but they come to ground to defecate. How tidy!
  4. A few other animals I loved: the cuttlefish with their color-changing chromatophores, the sleepy jaguar, seadragons, and the smiling stingrays who flapped against the glass expecting food.

Whenever you’re in Dallas, be sure to check out the aquarium. It’s worth it. Here’s a link to the otter and manatee webcams. Updating live.