Stepford Citizen Syndrome: Top Ten Signs Your Neighbor is Brainwashed:
9) “The media is liberal.”
Ann Coulter complains about the liberal media through the “liberal media,” where she’s regularly given a forum, yet Michael Moore has appeared on less than a handful of shows, though his book’s been a bestseller for six months. During the election, the corporately-controlled media portrayed Al Gore in a negative light, while touting Bush’s phony ranch-hand charm, and according to a report in F.A.I.R (Fairness and Accuracy in Reporting), 75 % of the dominant sources of opinion on all three major networks are Republican. Yet the brainwashed continue to believe the media has a liberal bias. Go figure.
No wonder
You can’t see it
You’re so far left
You’re left out
You play babble scrabble
With out any doubts
You hate being white
You hate your own nation
You compromise and apologize
And want to give reperations
You loathe the military
All police are bad
You never met a criminal
Who’s story wasn’t sad
You admire Ted Rall’s scrawl
Think Hanoi Jane is cool
And completely go along with
The college speech code rules
Open the borders
Let them all in
And no one will hurt us
If we treat them like friends
You’re not whacko
You’re not nuts
It’s everybody else
No ifs ands or buts
Insulated and innoculated
Arrogant most of the time
You’re scared of guns
But you want mine
You name call
When arguments fall through
Facist racist bigot
Homophobic nuthin new
It turns your stomach
To see the flag unfurl
But you like the UN
Like their take on the world
You suck up to
Mean spirited girls
Like what maybe they’ll
Allow you one small whirl
And oh yeah
Hollyweird is fine
With their influence-za
And droppin more than a dime
No wonder
You can’t see it there
You probably can’t see it
Anywhere
Neils
11:05pm
9/08/2002